it’s a beautiful day to give me money
some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross
What the fuck happens in League of Legends
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?